catch me gardening topless at 5am telling my baby tomato plant about my bad dream
Is it just me or is the reason that Eartha Kitt’s original version of “Santa Baby” is better than all the rest (other than the fact that Eartha Kitt is inimitable) the fact that Eartha was actually singing to a sugar daddy that she was playfully calling “Santa” and was dead serious about all the things she was asking for (…and Michael Buble was really trying to sing to Santa)
wait do people genuinely think that santa baby is about santa??? i’ve known that it was about a sugar daddy since i was like 11 i
Michael Buble doesn’t know what a sugar daddy is and that’s the flaw that will finally kill him
Harry Potter withdrawal…
My spirit is so disturbed right now. If yall want a visual representation of the theory behind this blog…..well this is it.
Naji Chalhoub aka Najimir aka ناجي شلهوب (Lebanese, Beirut, Lebanon) - La Foule (The Crowd), 2017 Drawings: Ink on Paper
I don’t know how to talk to people anymore..